9 questions

1. why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
   
2. why don't i talk to God like Moses and David did?  
   
3. when do we officialy have to "grow up"?
   
4. why don't people believe God exists?
   
5. how do we get one of those replicators that they had on Star Trek?
   
6. how was anyone able to come up with the idea of "normal"?
   
7. who decided that girls = pink and boys = blue?
8. when do i get to meet "the one"?
9. why do we make the gospel more complicated than it really is??